Great gifts are impossible to find…. until now!
We get it! You just started dating and you have no idea what to get your boyfriend for Christmas. Maybe you've been married for years and ran out of gift ideas; or Bestie's birthday is coming up and she farted sooo hard in the car on that road trip…. Either way, we've got you covered! (Get it?)
The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is a hilarious gift box for the farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and is packed to the brim with other hilarious goodies!
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If they fart a lot, they should get a lot!
Every Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box comes with:
– A BIG, Soft Fleece Throw Blanket
– Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
– Adult Diaper (Just in case)
– Pack of Shart Wipes
– Air Freshener
– Clothes Pin
– More Stickers!
– *Farts not included.*
Your Choice of 5 Great Blanket Colors:
Breakwind Blue
Cracked Rat (Gray)
Tactical Green
Celadon Steamer (Seafoam Green)
Covered Wagon (Straw Yellow)
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– All of our fleece throw blankets are 100% Microfiber fleece, Machine Washable and Tumble Dryable (Just in case)!
– Orders are shipped in unmarked bags to keep your gift a surprise!
– People love us! Our shop and products have over 900 5 Star Reviews!
– Over 10,000 Kits sold!
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A great gift idea for:
Birthdays
Housewarming
Anniversary
White Elephant Gifts
Wedding Gifts
Secret Santa Gifts
Wedding Gifts
Thank You Gifts
Yankee Swap
Christmas
Valentines Day
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FAQ:
1. Do your blankets have any special fart stopping properties?
– In a word, No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
2. Is This a Subscription Box?
– No. Dutch Oven Kits are not a subscription box. But we won't stop you from buying from us again!
3. How Big Are Your Blankets?
-All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
4. If a Man farts in the forest, and nobody is around, does it make a smell?
– Probably. You people are gross!
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**SHIPPING CARRIERS ARE EXPERIENCING SIGNIFICANT DELAYS. ESPECIALLY TO THE EAST COAST, TEXAS AND SOUTHERN STATES. WE WILL SHIP WITHIN 1-2 BUSINESS DAYS BUT YOUR ORDER COULD TAKE LONGER THAN EXPECTED TO ARRIVE**